Alex Whitney thinks there is something weird going on at the Flanders. Eventually Lisa, Alison, and Erin gave into her delusions and began snooping around the Flanders. They quickly found four coffins in the basement, it turns out that the Flanders have been turned into vampires.
The vampire Flanders are packing their next meals. Lisa is worried that she is going to die and come back as a vampire. Then Alex can mock her for all eternity. This is a fate worse than death.